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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 23:46

What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Where is best free porn?

You Only Live Twice

From Russia With Love

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What's the most sordid activity you've ever seen or heard about at a bachelorette party?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How did you cope when someone you love, dealing with hyper-independence and trauma, felt they needed space to heal alone? Were you able to support them without overstepping, and did you eventually reconnect? How did that journey unfold?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why does my crush always looks at me in a sad way whenever I talk with other boys, and if he catch me staring on him then he go and flirt with other girls and then check if I am looking at him?

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why are men obsessed with breasts and their size? I don't quite see women being obsessed with the penis - Why is this so?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Is it common for people to fall in love with someone else while still married? If so, why do they choose to stay in their marriage?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

Why do narcissist move on so easily?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.

Goldfinger

Dr No

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why is my coworker suddenly being so mean towards then being nice like nothing happened? She is nice with everyone but me.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is the most craziest dream you ever had?