What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 23:46

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What's the most sordid activity you've ever seen or heard about at a bachelorette party?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
Why do narcissist move on so easily?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
Goldfinger
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.